WHAT!!?? beLi 1 gratis 1??

akhr'y gw ikutin nyokab,dr Kota Wisata Cibubur ke ITC Cempaka Mas pk feeder bus.....
mw baLik serpong aJ susah yeee,hedeh....
lol~~
naik bis sndr,pas uJan gde,duduk dpn puLa *ga di samping pak kusir sih*,keciprat air uJan deeeh....
hedeeeeh....

nyampe d di ITC jam 4 krg....
gr2 mesti nungguin bokap yg jmput jam 6 paling awaL,gw jLn2 deeeeh...
duduk2 di Rotiboy sambiL mkan roti n mnm U C 1000 vitamin lemon *kita percaya*,dgr d lagu lawas yg diputerin di sna kr2 stengah jam deeeeeh......

jalan2 lg d gw,rencana ke gramed...
gw tny ke satpam "Pak,gramed mn yah??"
bpak'y jwb "gramedia?? wah,ud tutup"
MAMPUS!!
mesti kmn gw???

gw putusin buad jalan2 lg deeeeh......
muter2 ga jeLas gtu di ITC *fulL AC yg byk perokok'y* ampe sesek sndr jLn'y......
lewat di optik,kbetuLan gw bc promo *BUY 1 GET 1 FREE*....
mampir d gw...
gw: "mbak,yg promo yg mn yah??"
mbak: *ambil brosur* "yg ini"
wah,x2 jg ad promo nih......
gw: "brp harga'y??"
mbak: "yg x2 170rb"
gw: "ad ga yg item??"
mbak: "ad,tp bkan x2,nm'y naughty"
*weeeeh,nakaL!!!*
gw: "brapaan kaLo itu??"
mbak: "naughty 150rb"
gw: "buat brp bulan tuh??"
mbak: "x2 ma naughty sm 6 bulan"
dieeeem.....
mbak: "bs sih beli per pasang...."
gw: "kalo perpasang brp??"
mbak: "x2 perpasang 90rb,naughty 80rb"
seeeeet daaaah....
apaan yg BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!!???
gw: "ok,tny dL yah,mbak...makasih"
mbak: "iyaaaa"

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